New Salt Made from Tears
Where does salt come from? Well that is an easy answer, but let's complicate it a bit.
Monster Supplies has developed salt made from human tears. For $8.75 per bottle or a variety pack for $37.50 you can finally answer what do human tears made into salt taste like?
A company spokesman describes the new venture process, "salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallization tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine."
They have five different Salts including made From Tears of Anger, shed While Chopping Onions, shed While sneezing, salt made from laughter,and they all have different tastes including salt made from sorrow that has a delicate lavender flavor.
You can order online at http://www.monstersupplies.org/ Article Added: 2012-05-28
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